Pank

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.

by disgustinghuman June 1, 2018

Phan army

The strongest troop of fangirls/fanboys ever to exist

Phan- dan Howell and Phil Lester

I'd advise you not to mess with the Phan army

by Gogopuppy July 28, 2015

Phan

The pairing of two youtubers danisnotonfire and amazingphil (Dan and Phil), usually used in fanfiction.

People who support fan believe that Dan and Phil have romantic feelings for each other, and should be together.

I totally ship phan!

by urbanerrr100 August 13, 2012

phan smut

sexual fanfiction phan shippers in the phandom (danisnotonfire, amazingphil) write for fun....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

'What did you do today?"

"I wrote phan smut on wattpad."

by Crafty Phan May 23, 2016

Pank

While “panking” describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a “pank” in place of a bitch or a cunt.

“Yea bro this kids such a pank” “fuck you, you pank”

by SexyA$$bruh November 25, 2020

Pankaking

The act of compressing the breasts to the point of flatness. Either knowingly or unknowingly. The act is usually performed by wearing a sports bras at all times; even when not engaging in physical activity. It is speculated that pankaking can lead to saggy tits in later life.

I wish that girl would stop pankaking her tits.

by mcdove September 14, 2016

2012 phan

The year in which Dan and Phil were not as close due to harassment from a couple of the more stupid fans.

Person 1: Why is Dan being so rude to Phil?
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a video from the time of 2012 phan.

by phenomenalphan June 14, 2016