Phailboat

Like a sailboat, but it phails (fails).

LOL LOOK AT THE TITANIC, IT'S A PHAILBOAT!!

by Hannahlawlz March 17, 2009

Phailscape

The alternate name of the popular game Runescape. Also known as Ruinedscape; that Jagex messed up after taken out PKing and changing most of its best features into retarded and reduntant mini-games. Hence the Phail.

Yo, you still wasting your time on Phailscape? You might as well play tic tac toe with a tree for more entertainment.

by Donald Fry June 30, 2008

Phail

Super-mega-ultra phail. A portmanteau of the words 'phallus' and 'fail'.

As defined by certain members of The Review Lounge.

"Your project is phail."

"Fail?"

"No, phail. It's basically major suckage."

"Oh, okay. Kthxbai."

by The Awkward Turtle May 28, 2009

Phailsauce

A metaphorical substance involving a representation of so much fail that neither phail nor failsauce may suffice for describing the utter lack of win.

Bob: Did you hear that James got raped by a 300lbs, 6'4", black man named Snowflake?

Dylan: Omg! Thats Phailsauce.

by Tokerovin June 9, 2009

Phail Stamp

a stamp given to idiots who fail on something simple, by having to look up this word you may have earned yourself one

Damn dude locked my keys in my car
*Hands Phail Stamp*

by Poppe_X October 4, 2008

Phailin

A mix of Palin and fail

Woah, that girl lacks brainpower!..

Yeah it's the kind of mental state you can call a typical Phailin

by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010

epik phail

failure to epic proportions. a play on the words "epic fail" derived from Korean Kpop group Epik High. Most commonly used in internet relay chatrooms (IRC).

Person 1 I need to DJ tonight...
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.

Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.

by phusionmouse August 22, 2008