Sam Peppering

Verb ;

When you get on top of a person without his/her prior approval and masturbate on his/her face.

Pepper: she wanted it
Judge : she said she didnt.. i sentence you to immediate SAM PEPPERING

*everyone in court room holds Sam down and masturbates onto his face*

So she was drunk right? but i wanted to be a nice guy - so instead of raping her - I just gave her the ole' Sammy P.

by Get Sam Peppered today! October 21, 2014

honey peppering

Smashing one out onto your birds tits whilst munching on a Crunchie chocolate bar.

Gf: "honey, do you want to do some honey peppering before you go to work?"
Bf: "fucks yeh I do!"

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

Pottering

To pretend to go offline or close a account (facebook,twitter,boards.ie or skype ) but really be hiding in the background like Kells at a 12 year olds birthday party

Lee not been on skype today ?
Nah think hes pottering

by Carefree_Ste September 26, 2012

petering

Verb- When two or more people of the male gender engage in any sexual action.

I was petering Kevin last night.

by puffyflouse March 5, 2011

pexting

texting while pooping

girl: we've only been dating 2 months, i don't think we're on the level of openly pexting yet

guy: damn. bj?

by essdubz July 9, 2010

pexting

When a male sends a picture of his penis to another person.

Girl 1: "Hey, what you looking at?"

Girl 2: "Oh my god! Jose is pexting me!"

Girl 1: "How's he looking?"

Girl 2: "Not great..."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"

by Luscious JBO May 20, 2011

puttering around

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...

She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.

by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016