Mike Patton

A musical genius who can master his voice to any style from hip-hop to metal. Also a member of many influental bands, including Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, and Fantomas.

Mike Patton is a great vocalist.

by weener March 27, 2003

Precautionary Pepto

A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.

1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.

by headofblackmusic June 29, 2011

Petko

A person with an absolutely enormous cock, with one in million athletic ability, brain capability out of this world and undoubtedly a gorgeous human being.

-wow he is so sexy i want to suck his balls, whilst he penetrates my step-moms asshole!
yeah, he is total Petko.

by enormouscock69 May 14, 2020

Jennifer Petkov

Sick, demented, and just downright evil

Jennifer Petkov, decided to taunt her dying 7-year old neigbor by posting the little girls photos with crossbones on her FaceBook page

by anonnnnnnnnnn254 October 11, 2010

Mike Patton

The god of modern music

by cannibalcorpse August 6, 2003

Peotone

A small town south of Chicago. They have nasty water and their school is filled with hoes.

Living in Peotone is like living in Hell

by nikki191919 November 7, 2011

George Patton

A General in the US Army Born on November 11th, 1885. He was a famous General of WWII who kicked a lot of german ass and made the Germans fear him. He liked to use tanks and drive like a mad dog through the enemy. He was one of our best General's of WWII. He died on December 21st, 1945 after a car crash. One of the Army's best general's and is the father of the US tank force. He is also famous for being the kind of guy who you would think eats nails for breakfest.

SS solider #1- Here come some american tanks. Lets shoot!
SS solider #2- Are you crazy?? those are tanks form George Patton 3rd Army!!
SS solider #1- ohh crap!! retreat!!!!
(the two soliders run away)
Tanker inside the tank they spotted- Hey look! Some Germans! FIRE!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by GeneralSJC January 1, 2007