Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.
Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.
Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.
That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.
by urbpan April 11, 2009
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Get the Horry Petter mug.a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.
"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.
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usually around 6'9 tall and 265 heavy.
starts on all sports and is a 5 star recruit.
usually around 6'9 tall and 265 heavy.
starts on all sports and is a 5 star recruit.
Pettes
by meme.god_69420 August 2, 2019
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Definition 2 : someone who is sort of a pedophile
Definition 2 : someone who is sort of a pedophile
“You’re not a kid anymore, stop being pettilish”
“Those kids don’t even like you, stop being pettilish”
“Those kids don’t even like you, stop being pettilish”
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"Pentellow's an underrated character."
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