Petting

Petting is an action you perform on your domesticated animal when they’re being an extra good boy, by rubbing their head and/or body in a pleasant way.
You’re doing it correctly if they make little happy noises

David: My dukey is such a good boy I’m always petting him he loves it.
(Duke) *pant pant tongue noises*
David: Aww see

by DoubleMobius September 9, 2019

pettable

1) adjective: refers to the irresistible urge to pet an object.

Robin Hood With The Cool Shades wears a pettable North Face jacket.

by anoosaP September 30, 2012

petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Petting The Bunny

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

by jilljones November 10, 2008

sporca puttana

dirty prostitute

tu sei una brutta sporca puttana.(you are an ugly dirty prostitute)

by malcolm June 2, 2004

Petranoid

Noun - one who is both petrafied and paranoid of a person, place or thing.

Rob was a complete petranoid when he walked out of the exit of the haunted house; it really freaked him out.

by mdubya September 6, 2006