patrolling the high seas

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018

peerolling

Any person or thing moving at an uncontrolled, accelerated speed in a given direction.

That boy is peerolling down the hill.
I am peerolling down the highway.

by Tommy November 11, 2018

petrolism

A belief system based on pro petroleum policies and views.

OPEC practices petrolism for its own self-interests.

by jogils May 24, 2009

Petrolithe

When stone and certain rocks melt into a mixture forming Petrolithe.

That petrolithe sure looks rad on that house.

by Dr. Sesimania September 8, 2009

petrolihole

An out of control oil leak under water, about a mile deep in the ocean. Kind of like the recent misfortune of BP.

Wow man, did you hear that BP finally plugged that petrolihole in the Gulf of Mexico? It was spewing oil for over 80 days.

by ElmoFuzzyMoto July 16, 2010

petrolist

someone who pours petrol in his mouth and someone else sticks their genitals in the mans mouth, the tingling feeling the petrol does gives both males an enormous orgasm.

- Gosh Mike! your mouth is all burnt
- I know, I tried to be a petrolist for one day. You should see Harry's genitals.

by GayCock_66 May 8, 2018

pedrolina

Hes a boy in my class named ?? :)
Ik someone who likes him as a friend :)))
But don't tell SHHHHH

"something Justin Bieber doesn't have" pedrolina is alien👽

by Somebody :‹ :› mp?? February 24, 2020