Petophile

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover

Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!

by capnkev June 21, 2009

Petoskey

When you are in a wrestling match and you stick your thumb in the ass of your opponent. Used back in the mid-1990's by wrestlers from Petoskey, Michigan.

Yo man, my ass is sore from the meet yesterday. That guy gave out mean Petoskey's.

by Gatman50 May 30, 2006

pet-o-file

A large drawer / file cabinet where all the animal adoption records are kept.

After johnnys new dog ran away, the shelter had to look in the pet-o-file for the dogs license number.

by SoYeaAnyway February 18, 2007

Petor Not

two men tie their penis's in a knot

Billy- "whats a petor not?"
Bob- "what ur mum did last night to ur dad"

by 877649jb84 October 14, 2011

Petosimist

A blend between "pesimist and optimist". A person that is a pesimist in nature and uses optimism in a pesimistic way.
Credits: contributed by Mozambique's daughter: word wizard

A petosimist speaking: "They are not going to pay me...at least I know "

by mozanbique July 7, 2023

petoni

Petoni:
A figure of speech describing a homosexual man with a large desire in asian genitalia and a spontaneous interest in shaving one's legs.

Daniel: I like guys with shaved legs.
Luke: That's something a Petoni would say!

by Snapcraft February 26, 2018

petofile

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear

that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?

by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010