Pedestrian

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect

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by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 21, 2002

Militant Pedestrian

A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.

After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."

by creasicle May 29, 2010

Pedestrian Points

If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.

“A man, his mom, and their daughter. 30 pedestrian points!”

by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018

pedestrian rage

n. Extreme anger toward motorists, similar to road rage. To express anger toward motorists while walking.

She had a major case of pedestrian rage.

by Laila Matar October 5, 2005

pedestrianism

(1) The act of being a pedestrian as a way of thinking and being.

(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)

(1) "I was thinking of starting the first church of Pedestrianism"

(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'

by Haydenem April 29, 2006

Pedestrian

Is just another word for speed bump.

Abandon All Ships-Pedestrian is just another word for speed bump now called take one last breath.

by ghillie suit May 29, 2011

Pedestrian

A political or religious belief.... maybe in the middle of the road or just don't give a F**K! A great answer when someone asks what political or religious belief are you... just say PEDESTRIAN!

I am a liberal, conservative pedestrian who is not affiliated with a religion, however I celeberate all of the Christian, Jewish, Muslem and other such holidays in order to get cool gifts and to get drunk!

by d0c August 12, 2006