pervisexual

when someone is so pervish, you have to give them a label. once used on an episode of "Lie To Me" when they brought in a woman with a mulitple personality disorder was describing one of her "clients" (she was a hooker)

OMG that dude just asked me to take off my clothes and lay on the floor, he is so pervisexual

by I<3Drewwww December 28, 2009

Perineum

Perineum is the space between the ass and genitals.

I hate it when I have an itch on my perineum.

by Thomas Stephenson January 15, 2014

perineum

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003

Pervin Mervin

A phrase used to describe discreet female masturbation.

An act of rubbing ones vagina on another object discreetly.

It is not believe that an orgasm can be reached when Pervin Mervin, but rumours have been heard of rare occasions where this may happen.

I caught her Pervin Mervin on the Rocking horse..
Have you seen Lucy? She's probably Pervin Merivn somewhere.

by TheRandom One June 14, 2017

Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.

What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

Drive-by perving

When perverted comments are made from a passing car to pedestrians.

Andy: that guy just yelled "nice ass!" from his car
Ronnie: you were just a victim of drive-by perving

by Smiley_Face_13 June 4, 2016

Perving Around

Short form of pervert. Generally alot funnier than saying pervert. Applies to one who wears dark sunglasses and hangs around playground.

I think that man over there is perving around?
How can you tell?
Well, he has dark sunglasses on staring at young children.
Oh, that's my dad!

by Total Awesomeness January 31, 2005