pervertible

Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.

What's that noise?

Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.

by Chad Longstaff July 20, 2008

The proverbial champ

Used figuratively to express or accentuate the use of The Champ

Man, if Dave calls out of work again I am going to give him the Proverbial Champ

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

Pervervia

the mental state in which a perverted person resides

John makes sick jokes so much they nominated him as the Mayor of Pervervia

by foxy-roxy October 28, 2010

Proverbial Haiku

Proverbial:

of, resembling, or expressed as a proverb: a phrase expressing a basic truth which may be applied to common situations.

Haiku:

a three-line poem in any language, with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven syllables in the second, usually with an emphasis on the season or a naturalistic theme.

Proverbial Haiku: a phrase in a haiku form.

"Proverbial Haiku," by Pseudonym The Wild

It's better to have,
loved and lost than never to,
have loved at all.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2013

Proverbial Push-Rod

Penis.

I fucked her in the arse with my proverbial push-rod.

by omniscient87 August 1, 2012

proverbial

1. A heavy drinking session

s'all about the proverbial on saturday! messeh

by messeh July 6, 2006

perverbaly

Something before talking

no one wants to haer your perverbaly talk

by Roy Fielder September 11, 2005