portledge

A school that is more like a country club than a school. Kids with big egos and bigger bank accounts.

Did you see that Aston Martin in the parking lot? That is definitely a Portledge student.

by lilyachty November 17, 2016

perte

A talking wooden wind-up explosive vibrator, whose anus has been claimed by a REPO team and made public property. They exist as a race in space lads and are constantly made fun of with many snapshotted mistakes and memes.

Arke does NOT have a wild ass.

perte: I don't like arke's ass
-meme posted-
perte: shh

by TXN Perte' January 15, 2017

pestle and mortar

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.

Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.

by ty187 June 17, 2010

Purtle

A mix between a Pig and Turtle.

I'm going to walk my Purtle.

by Mother fucking Applesauce December 18, 2012

perklept

1. (per-plect) perklept - an emotional state resulting from moments of deep thought or recollection of memories. The feeling of confusion, sadness, wonder, nostalgia and slight anxiety, all at once.

"I watched that movie about dreams, I'm feeling quite perklept."

by AppleMcMac January 20, 2017

perteet

Big Dick,Big Balls,Very Buff,Sexy,Athletic. But only if you have it as a last name. A Perteet is very secret about his life but tells his friends DIFFERENT and he is always happy but secretly depressed.

"Damn What are you a Perteet"?

by Luna G. xXx May 21, 2018

richard perle

The intellectual leader of the Neo-Conservative movement. Puppetmaster of George W. Bush and fellow evilmongeror Paul Wolfowitz. If the Christian belief system is to be believed, Vegas has 5:3 odds this man is the anti-christ.

by McDiggy August 4, 2003