phroning

The act of using a telephone and the restroom simultaneously. Essentially "phoning" from "The Throne".

Weasel: I was going to call Sandy, but I wonder if she would be phroning me...
Beatle: Guess you'll have to Skype...

by Dark Horse Rider October 10, 2013

Pernesing

The act of beating up girls/ladies when drunk.

He was arrested for pernesing at the club.

by Sin Sohn July 27, 2014

Purdoning

When you come to a party or dance with no date, and leave with 10.

JC was totally Purdoning last night, he left with 10 ladies!

by JimmyJohnJrIII November 10, 2014

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

by JustFred May 29, 2018

ty pennington

The sexiest thing alive and a Hunk of a carpenter and my one true love!

the best and most helping person

by Mandi Marvel June 11, 2006

pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

Penning

Slang term for a near professional Magic: The Gathering player that spends a great amount of time honing a spore deck while neglecting others.

"I won again against Chad. He'd have a chance if he wasn't such a Penning."

by AMH7 October 13, 2008