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permafrust

Permafrust: Just when you think you are getting somewhere the world conspires to halt you within sight of the finish line. Being flexible, you modify your plan of attack and so does the world. Repeat ad nauseum.

Similar to the case of a seed trapped under perrmafrost, you are completely snowed under with no obvious way to reach sunlight that you can sense is just on the other side of the ice.
by nic_in_zurich January 20, 2011
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permafront

A personality trait or image, an individual employs to convince or manipulate others into believing they are a certain way when in reality they aren't, that has been permanently engrained into ones personality by practice or over use.
She has been putting on pounds of makeup, ten inch high heels and her double padded push up bra for so long I think she has developed a permafront.
by apatheticzombie June 30, 2011
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permiefrost

A group of permanent employees who had already spent enough years at a company to have become so strictly protected by employment laws, that no matter what they do they can't be fired. It is cheaper for any employer to keep them on board with fake tasks than to fire them.
Hey, look, the permiefrost are discussing new ways to bully contractors!
by G-Dawg 123 April 22, 2016
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permiefrost

A group of permanent employees who had already spent enough years at a company to have become so strictly protected by employment laws, that no matter what they do they can't be fired. Instead they are kept on board with pontless tasks. While they think they matter a lot to their employer they are rather just nuisance to everybody, especially to the motivated workforce.
Oh, look, a group of permiefrost are discussing new ways to bully contractors and fresh starters!
by G-Dawg 123 April 22, 2016
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Permafloss

Permafloss is a condition where hair grows from the human gums.
After a visit to the dentist, he recommended permafloss.
by Blackpeppercorn. April 19, 2018
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Permafloatin'

The feeling of drifting on your "Kloud" for all of your exsistance.
If you're lookin' in the sky, might see me Permafloatin' by on my "Kloud".
by Lando Kloud December 3, 2021
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