To smoke majiuana (1); have sex (2); or procrastinate (3)

ex. 1: "Nigga lets perk a blunt I wanna burn."
ex. 1b: "Dog that bong is nice lets perkulate"
ex. 2: "I'm funna perk wit dat bitch tonight."
ex. 2b: "Yeah doe doe she was perkin wit a real nigga last night"
ex. 3: "Nigga stop perking we gotta go!"

originated by andrew sinclaire and ej on the game
I was perkin and the examples are shown above
by aych pee da ghost July 17, 2009
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Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
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"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"
by Haley December 19, 2005
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Perk is a metaphor for anything describing everything in general.
EX 1: wow did you just see that perker.

EX 2: wow,yeah he just got perked.
by JOEJOHNSONSTROKE December 10, 2009
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Perk -adj. Used when you know someone is telling a lie or somehting is completely false.
-I got a 3.8 grade point average- -That's so perk, its a 1.3!-
by M0N$T{ER)! October 29, 2010
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the place where every pennridge high schooler gather on tuesday nights for cheese steak night.
I am going to the Perk for csn.
by hot bitches September 10, 2006
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Perk, a somewhat enigmatic figure within Sparc Mac's gaming community, has left and returned to the community multiple times, leaving both fans and fellow members puzzled by his unpredictable appearances. His on-again, off-again relationship with the community has earned him a reputation for being somewhat of a wandering soul in the virtual realm of Sparc Mac's streaming and forums. Each time he returns, Perk brings a unique flair to the community, injecting fresh energy and intrigue into the space, but his intermittent presence has also led to occasional speculation about his motives.

One of Perk's most intriguing and notorious characteristics is his peculiar fascination with the phrase "air going in and out of a vagina." This unusual fixation has become something of an inside joke among the community, often sparking humor and bemusement. While some members find it quirky, others consider it a signature aspect of Perk's persona, further adding to his mystique. Despite this eccentricity, he harbors a secret desire to become a moderator within Sparc Mac's community, an aspiration that has eluded him thus far. This hidden ambition has fueled both his loyalty and occasional frustration, underscoring the complex and multifaceted personality that is Perk within the colorful tapestry of Sparc Mac's virtual realm.
Did you hear the air going in....and then coming out? Perk said joyfully in coms with his disord comrades.
by SparcMac Discord September 6, 2023
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