Periods

Time of the month in which all woman over the age of 12 (depends) become .....

----> EVIL <----

"Dude lets hang at ur house... "

"FUCK NO! not now man... my wife is having her...*whispers* periods..."

"OH SHIT! dang scratch that man... im goin to the bar!! This is why im single!"

by Blu blu bla bla June 2, 2008

Perioding

Present tense of menstrual cycle known as period.

"Whats wrong with her?"

"Oh She must be perioding."

by Supposedlyworking July 2, 2009

Periodic

The feeling of craziness, confusion, or emotionally instability during a women's menstrual cycle.

My girlfriend feelings are so unpredictable; anger, sadness, and confusion are all so periodic.

Her periodic feelings are always something to run from this time of the month.

by Rena J June 16, 2016

Periodic Table

A crap ton of knowledge we don’t even have to know unless we wanna grow up as scientists

Person: Helium, Nitrogen, Tantalum and Iodine in the Periodic table spells “He N Ta I”.
Me: woah there science

by smolkyo December 15, 2019

periodic table

sexy little stinky cucumber covered in rotten slimy cheese

wow that periodic table looked yummy!

by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020

periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.

Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.

by bLiTcH January 11, 2009

Periodic

Being moody and angry all the time.

Why is Madeleine acting so periodic

by Cloutchickenmemes December 9, 2017