pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.

After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.

by violetist August 21, 2009

pereterror

The overwhelming anxiety that a parent feels when their child goes missing.

Sociopath Casey Anthony showed no pereterror when her daughter Caylee disappeared.

by f0rTyLeGz December 23, 2008

PERMATERN

AN INTERN WHO NEVER LEAVES

JOE STARTED HERE AS AN INTERN IN 2006, AND HE IS STILL HERE; I GUESS HE'S A PERMATERN.

by DIGIMASTER October 14, 2009

parameter

A unit of legnth that didn't quite make it as an SI unit of measurement. It is however based on the SI unit of legnth, the meter, it is just not quite big enough to pass a meter in the real world.

The parameters of this situation aren't quite a meter. (This makes more sense if you are stoned)

by Habib de Beer February 14, 2006

pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.

You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.

by Crookback August 22, 2004

putimeter or putimetro

meter in which you measure a girls "hoeness" .. comes from the word Puta which means hoe.. so its a hoemeter.

el putimetro de maria le dio tre vuelta cuando vio el dick de juan

by kc September 18, 2003

petrometer

pe-trom-e-ter
-noun
Any instrument on an automobile or other vehical for indicating the quantity of fuel remaining relative to the total size of the vechical's fuel reserve area.

Wow Kenneth! Look at your petrometer. We are really running low on gas. Let’s just dump the bodies here, and then hit up that party Ladonica told us about when we picked up my fissure ointment at Rite Drug.

by Petro King December 9, 2008