Perf

To perform a dangerous maneuver (that may result in varied consequences or absolute victory).

"I was strolling through china town and no one was guarding the fireworks, so I perfed the whole fucking rack."

"Dude how much you wanna bet I can perf Brittany tonight?"

by Araxzimaborf April 21, 2015

perf surfin'

It's like "swag" but it's not; To ride that wave or trend with magnificence, or with outstanding presentation. You can take a picture of yourself in a surfer position, while presenting your very own style. It's doing your thing, your way, in the best way possible. To be perf in your own way.

Did you see what he was wearing today? He was totally perf surfin'.

by Srank Famuel December 23, 2012

Perf Life

Someone or something which has an extremely attractive and desirable lifestyle or existence.

Person 1:"I just found a $500 bill lying on the street!"

Person 2:"That's perf life."

by The G Master October 22, 2006

totes perf

Derivative and shortened version of "totally perfect." Often used to sound cute, obnoxious, funny, insane, sexy, and/or any combination thereof.

Luella: I hope your birthday is totes perf, Sydney!

by Li'l Titan '12 August 5, 2011

Perf Alert

An alert for when a perfect situation arises.

PERF ALERT

by NotTheLiquor December 15, 2010

Perf University

The most elite University you will ever hear of. In order to get into Perf University you must be able to take 7 shots without a chaser, stand on one leg while reciting the national anthem in greek, wear ONLY sweatpants, be able to to ANY Kristen Wiig impression when asked, have the name Abby, Grace, Aaron, Taylor, Kellie, Zoe, or Cassidy, and be incredibly HOT.

Ugh I got rejected from Perf University, they said I wasn't pretty enough to be seen on campus...

by bubblebuttbutt May 29, 2011

Big Perf

Sweet tasting semen caused by drinking White Cherry Gatorade.

After she sucked me she said it tasted so sweet. I said "honey, you just got a Big Gulp of big perf. Thank you cum again!"

by Sir dro November 7, 2013