Pencilvania

The American state just south of the New England region where graphite-cored writing-instruments are manufactured.

I was helping my elderly aunt to tidy up the basement in her Susquehanna County summer-house, and I came across a jumbled desk-drawer partly full of shiny new yellow and orange “erasable No. 2’s”; I joked with her that I’d "finally found the pencils in Pencilvania”.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.

I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.

by Peezing July 23, 2014

Zi Magic Pencil

Zi Magic Pencil is zi best pencil that likes to go crazy. This pencil is the craziest pencil you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. Zi Magic Pencil is loved because it writes for you and does all your homework. Zi Magic Pencil's code name is KA.

"I really want Zi Magic Pencil!" - SunnyD123

by Za Master December 19, 2019

pencil neck geek

1. A grit-eatin' freak

2. A scum suckin' pea-head with a lousy physique

3. A one man, no good, losing streak.

When I was a child, Fred Blassie's song "Pencil Neck Geek" scared the holy shit out of me, probably because I am one.

by bingobastard August 27, 2009

pencil pusher

Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme boringness. I.e. an accountant, or one whose job is meaningless, and invites people that have no personalities to join and TALK.

Wow, CAN I BE an accountanct - you guys get to work AND train AND get paid WELL. And to top it all off, you guys are INTERESTING....tell me MORE!!!!

by Vinski August 4, 2004

pengie

A nickname for a penguin.

Look at the cute little pengie!

by pengiechan February 4, 2008

Rudimentary Peni

80's British anarcho band fronted by madman Nick Blinko. Known for their obscurity, misanthropic viewpoints, rare performances, and distinct raw sound. The general atmosphere of their output is generally regarded as very bleak, depressing and hopeless, though they often make very prolific social statements.

Matthews explains how he came up with the name of the band: "When I was at school studying biology, we were told that in the fetal stage the clitoris is a rudimentary penis."

by Pinche Jackie December 25, 2009