Pencil

A pointy thing that can kill you

“USE A PENCIL TIMMY!”

by A random Joseph appears September 30, 2018

Pencil Skirt

A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.

Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!

by usis December 25, 2009

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Pencilist

A follower of the ideology of pencilism.

The pencil is king and I am a loyal pencilist.

by Melted1776 June 8, 2021

Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.

John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils

by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019

Pentium

someone who takes long to comprehend simple things

A: I explained to her several times but she couldn't understand shit.
B: hahaha! I told you that girl is a Pentium.

by Flmb June 15, 2015

Pencilvania

The American state just south of the New England region where graphite-cored writing-instruments are manufactured.

I was helping my elderly aunt to tidy up the basement in her Susquehanna County summer-house, and I came across a jumbled desk-drawer partly full of shiny new yellow and orange “erasable No. 2’s”; I joked with her that I’d "finally found the pencils in Pencilvania”.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018