gray-pansexual

To have little to no desire for sex but when the feeling comes gender doesn't matter.

Sam is gray-pansexual so they don't want to have sex but sometimes both their guy and girl friends look really hot

by Honeycomb July 21, 2017

PeeSee virgin

Usually refer to a PC gamer or a PC mustard race dude with no social life, waistline exceeding 36 inches, over 25% body fat, fedora wearer, never touched a woman in his life. A person who willing to pay $2000 to buy dated potato that can't keep up with a console and believe their inferior platform able to play every single video game at 4K resolution and 120 frame rate even when every benchmark test told them otherwise.

Bob: "bla! wanna see 4k/120fps on my $300 PC? mustard race ftw!(then breathing hard)"

Joe: "No thanks, I prefer to lay on my couch playing with a controller in my living room"

Bob: "bla! except PC can do the same"

Joe: "Silly PeeSee virgin, technically you can also build a toilet in your bed room, the question is why would anyone do that?"

by BlackHobama September 8, 2016

Mike Pence

That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.

*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.

by nairobibitch July 19, 2016

Penced

The act of being stabbed in the back with ultimate betrayal of highest order.

Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.

Example of getting penced:

I got penced by my girlfriend when I found out she was having an affair.

by UA2 January 7, 2021

Edge pence

it basicly means 50p because it is a coin that is quite edged.

yo blud, set me edge pence innit?

by krazy kenny November 8, 2005

Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pansexual heteroromantic

Someone who is sexually attracted to all genders, but only romantically attracted to females if they are a male or romantically attracted to males if they are a female.

John: What is your sexual orientation?
Me: I am pansexual heteroromantic.
John: ...
John: I don't understand.
Me: I am sexually attracted to all genders, but I am only romantically attracted to males, because I am a female.

by Pansexual-Heteroromantic August 6, 2015