pedophobia

An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.

The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.

by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004

pedophobia

the irrational fear parents get that anyone that looks at their kid may be a pedophile.

Ms. Shaw gives dirty looks if you tell her she has a cute kid. She suffers from pedophobia,

by baraka dukkha December 9, 2008

pomophobic

dislike of post-modern wankers.

Tristan: "Shut up and get over yourself!"

Dan: "Don't be so pomophobic"

by Greg Nopomo April 20, 2009

Pedophobia

A rational fear or disgust of pedofiles

Person A: don't be such a pedophobe, be more accepting!
Person B: pedophobia is a fear of children you fat retard!

by Jan Szreniawski December 12, 2020

penephobic

The fear of penises.

"People say I'm prude because I don't put out, but I'm really just penephobic."

by allyssaashleyy December 30, 2007

pregophobic

The extreme fear of those who are preggers. Often accompanied by the urge to falcon punch a pregger teen in the babymaker.

1: "I don't want to go over to Brittany's house!"

2: "Why the hell not dude?!"

1: "I'm pregophobic and she's got a baby in her oven!"

by hakr1024 May 10, 2009

menophobic

the constant state of disgust of the male species, the feeling of repulsion when seeing a man or listening to a man speak or just exist.

Men suck, therefore i am menophobic.

by styles96 June 6, 2021