pernando

Pernando could be defined as a man among Gods. Otherwise known as the guy all guys aspire to be and a true homie. Many people have known him to have a swag level of over 9000 and a very good taste in women.

(commonly mistaken as Fernando)

"hey m8, shes not that into you, shes looking for a pernando."

by The Urban Dictionary Elder January 17, 2015

pennington

Synonym for "professional with large cock." Pennington's are spread all over the world, causing controversy and jealousy. Football quarterbacks, CEOs, politicians, lawyers, and doctors all have known to have held this surname. What makes a Pennington distinct from these other professionals is their uncommonly large cocks. This frequently causes controversy as women cannot resist the combination of looks, power, charm, and Pennington D. Frequently, women have left their men in search of a Pennington, but to no avail.

That Pennington kicked my ass, stole my girlfriend, and sued me.

by Chet Bowlington September 19, 2005

StMarks Penance

A naughty catholic school girl kneelin' on a broomstick with a cock in her mouth hummin' the Act of Contrition.

Sister Mary made Kristina perform a StMarks Penance since she came to school coked up again.

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 6, 2009

Penningtologist

The sect of New York Jets fans who blindly defend Chad Pennington and his poor play at all costs. They will often throw any and every other member of the New York Jets under the bus in order to defend Pennington, even ones who have been playing exceptionally. Penningtologists despise facts, and often ignore them if they do not suit their particular arguement, instead they choose to stick to illogical rhetoric such as 'They would be 0-11 without Pennington' and 'He gives them the best chance to win'.

Penningtologist: Despite Chad Pennington's 2 Interceptions, he played well today. If Mangini could coach, we would have won this game.

by Anomynous25 December 9, 2008

Pennenoodle

Something you repeatedly send your friend as a text in order to drive them insane.

Friend 1: Hey when did you want to meet up?
Friend 2: (individual texts in rapid succession)
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle

by OzBoiz4LYFE May 15, 2018

Penzance

The home of drunken pirates.

Penzance is full of pirates my luvverr

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Penman

A sexy, young, charming boy. Usually lightens the mood and is a natural sex preditor. Latin for 'Sex God' a Penman goes though at least 200 women in his life time.

I can't beileve Penman shagged every girl at the party last night?!

Lucky fucker!

by Penman May 24, 2012