penisreef

Not really quite sure what it is, Melanie just likes the word.

"penisreef should be in the dictionary!"

by tylinx October 9, 2008

Penised

1. to dominate one's tasks
2. to defeat convincingly

1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.

by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010

penis weed

A more humorous version of dick weed

That guy sure is a penis weed.

by Sasquatch December 1, 2004

Penished

Past tense of penis

Bob: Hey mary
Mary: Hey bobb
Bob: Fun time getting you penished huh?

by Penished February 21, 2011

Penised

(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.

Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!

by Eham July 10, 2005

Penised

v. When a girl is in the company of hormonal, sexually frustrated men, with no other girls present, and the general conversation of the room keeps going back to her breasts, what she's wearing, etc., she feels singled out, or "penised".

Penising is all too common in the academic areas of computer science, maths and physics, for example, where there are very few women, and the majority of the men are incredibly sexually frustrated.

"I had to spend all day hanging out with a group of randy middle-aged women today - now I know what it feels like to be penised."

by Cuile June 23, 2008

penisee

vagina; that female part that receives the penis during copulation.

Her penisee is stinking.

by uttam maharjan October 29, 2010