penisterophily

rare genetic occurance where the male penis is more than 2 feet long.

he is lucky because he has a rare case of penisterohpily

by julio May 13, 2005

Penistralia

The planet where all penises originate from.
A planet worse than Uranus.
The planet is a creamy white color, the surface is really sticky (with small amounts of a red, bloodlike fluid).
A planet in which STD's are normal, everyone has HIV, AIDS, and Genital Herpes.

Elton John: "I can't wait to get to Penistralia because there's gonna be a hugeee sausagefest there.
David Furnish: "I thought my dick was enough for you!!"
Elton John: "WELL I WANT DICKS EVERYWHERE, even in my underwear!"

by Estretoseten February 27, 2015

peniser

To keep sexual intercourse to its most basic terms the peniser is the "enterer" in the coital relationship. Can be used to describe a man in heterosexual sex, "the man" in homosexual buggery and the dildo weilding lesbian. All are covered by this term. The receptical of the peniser is is it's antonym the penisee.

Damn it Margaret, I'm the breanwinner and by extension the peniser in this relationship!

by Jack Diddly Squat May 26, 2006

Penistential

The potential a man has over a woman in the workforce due to having male genetalia which can lead to an increase in pay, title, and responsibility.

He doesn't have to work that hard for a promotion - he's got penistential.

by BeaArthur August 31, 2013

Pengster

That a individual in a squad is good looking

"Darren in lil's squad is such a pengster"

by Post man pat July 12, 2016

PERISTEROPHOBIA

A word that means the fear of pigeons, if this words applies to you, that probably also shows where the word "chicken-shit" originated.

That dude has PERISTEROPHOBIA.
What a useless chicken-shit.

by Valher November 3, 2009

Penistry

verb

VARIATIONS
noun:penister

The act of being a hornbag, sleaze, ect.

"Stop committing penistry, Mark."

by Taz and Kaik May 25, 2005