penisasshole45

penisasshole45 is when some has dunked you in a game of basket ball

*Christian drunked you in basketball
"get dunked" Said Christian
*You Stand Up From Your Broken Ankes
"penisasshole45" Said TSav

by penisasshole45 June 3, 2019

PENISMAN

A penis man is a food that is served with any food and red wine it has a salty taste after the wine and dont stick it up your ass
Or else you will have eather a vigina baby or a penis baby

hmm would you like a penisman with that lobster and wine

by PenismanCreartergoodluck April 23, 2020

Penisman69

A man who likes penises and has had sex in the past month

James is suuuch a penisman69

by Ifuckinghatemylife.com May 14, 2020

Penisfish

Beware they carry many diseases. There are many of these you can catch in parking lots all around America... A "Penis fish" is any girl in a parking lot over the age of 18. A Penis fish may bite unprovoked unless they are already attached to a man. Penis fish can be caught with bait but you can choose which species you want, if you have money - you get a Gold Digger Penis Fish, cool clothes - you get a Broke Penis Fish, any drugs - you get a Crack Penis Fish, if you put a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on your line, you will get a Hopeless Romantic Penis Fish. Good Luck Fishing my fellow Fisherman...

Kyle: Hey Bill, do you see all those fine penisfish over there... Bill: Why yes I do, see all I have to do is pull down my pants andd.... Kyle: OH GOD IT THINKS ITS TAKING AUTHORITY OVER YOU AND OH NO IT WANTS YOUR HOUSE AND CHILDREN!... Bill: Run KYLE my BAIT WAS WRONG ITS A HOUSEWIVE PENISFISH!...

by FishermanG November 8, 2022

penismajines

A small human with a small dick

You are a penismajines Luke Skywalker

by ルカ吹いてルック衣服 November 9, 2022

Penispaste

The act of when witch a man devours to much tomato paste and squirts it out of his penis

Shayla: want some tomatos?
Quinn: FUCK NO YOU DO NOT WANNA KNOE WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
Charlie: it was penispaste right.
Quinn: yes..

by Vaganalmucher December 18, 2022

The Prophecy of The Penisman and Peniswoman

The Prophecy of Penisman and Peniswoman states that they shall fall in love.
Like in Romeo and Juliet except it last a lifetime and don't kill themselves.

They will have a kid known as the chosen one

Have you ever heard the prophecy of the Penisman and Peniswoman

by S0u134t3r26 October 2, 2022