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Edward Penishands

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When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
by dedwyf March 5, 2013
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Are fun to play with.
"I like to play with penises."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
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The Punisher

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He kicks ass!!!!! Noone is better! Because if you fuck with the best, you die like the rest!!!!!!!!!!!
The Punisher can kick anyones ass!
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2 inch punisher

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The 2 inch punisher belongs to a failed pornstar and uses it to fluff blotch and stretch out his butthole and make him bleed on accident. It is very small penis but gets the job done on the cat.
I use my 2 inch punisher to fluff blotch.
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Punisher

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A Marvel Comics character who first appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #129; the charcater, whose real name is Frank Castle, is a vigilante who utilizes an arsenal of firearms in his one-man war against organized crime. Two motion pictures have been released based on the charcater.

It's not revenge..... its punishment
The Punisher was a bitchin movie!
I know man.... i totally want that shirt
by DEATH TO ALL THE BELIEVERS January 11, 2007
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A really long dick (maybe not really 12'') that has the power and strength to abuse a pussy. Even an already well stretched pussy stands no chance against a 12 inch punisher. Most of the time a 12 inch punisher will hurt or stretch the pussy it is attacking or pleasing.
Oh my God, Tommy your 12 inch punisher is hurting my tight pussy so much! You need to pull out before I stretch even more!
by Mr. Woolfy January 18, 2017
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penisenvious

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A female or females who will do anything to prove that they can do anything as good as a male
She is penisenvious !
by Peter April 22, 2005
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