penguin

Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.

Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."

"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"
by SexyWolf69 December 11, 2012
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Penguinize

To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.
Connie if you cheat on me with Carlos again, I will penguinize your ass!
by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014
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Penguin

A CREATURE FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PIT OF HELL
by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021
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Penguinity

(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.
An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:

"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011
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Penguin

IT'S FLUFFY BIRD NOT A FUCKING BLOW JOB. Sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. And sometims it wears a WIMPLE ON ITS ICY HEAD.
by Sites May 9, 2005
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Penguin

The most powerfull and potent creature on the face of the Earth. Bent on controlling the worlds major vacum factories....... they want the world too... And the cheese-flavoured fish.
seal: that penguin just schooled me!
or
how many penguins does it take to destroy all humans? One, cuz they can rock anyone's socks.
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Penguine

The animal adjective relating to all things penguiny.

Dogs have canine, cats have feline, and buffalo have bubaline.
Having his pants around his ankles made his walking rather penguine

His choice of tuxedo gave him a rather penguine appearance.

Burgess Meredith's role in Batman was delightfully penguine.
by Slap the Penguin July 20, 2015
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