Pedocookie

pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.

1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.

2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.

by sillymunky December 22, 2008

pedocurious

1. A foot fetishist obsessed with placing cotton balls between his partner's toes.
2. A person exploring but not yet fully committed as a foot fetishist.
3. A odd or unsightly pedicure.

The pedocurious minister's favorite scripture was from Romans 10:15 - "How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!"

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 4, 2007

Pedocat

A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.

OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!

by ShoTown October 25, 2004

pedocrowley

Someone that lurks 4chan all night looking for CP threads

Phillip is a pedocrowley, he was up all night again on 4chan.

by Vood June 5, 2011

pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

by SexuallyOffensive May 18, 2018

Pedocure

When a pedo uses pedicures to disguise their harassment.

Roger lost his licence and got shut down for having an illegitemote business for giving pedocures.

by Crediblesea August 10, 2018

pedocide

An industrial chemical commonly applied to the lawns of retirement communities to inhibit depredations by other people's grandchildren.

"There's a Big Wheel parked on the lawn, George. Better put down some more pedocide."

by va1erio January 27, 2007