Platinum Fap

Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.

See also Fap.

1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."

by Scrapbook Revolution August 1, 2010

prelationship

The stage between casual flirting and a full blow relationship. Both people are obviously interested in each other.

Yeah, I saw her again at the party last night. I think our prelationship is really flourishing.

Little did I know, she was already in a happy prelationship.

by Teem Schmikk April 5, 2011

The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo

"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."

by Lanaxian October 7, 2020

platinum gay

a gay man who has never even kissed a girl and was born by Caesarean Section, thereby never having had any contact with a vagina

He was a naturally-born Platinum gay.

by fishsauce December 9, 2013

Platinum Jet

A girl who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a black bush. Her black box gives her away.

"That Lori is a platinum jet."

by Johnny A April 19, 2003

Platinum vibes

Top/best kind of vibe.

I’m getting ‘Platinum vibes’ from this person right now.

by Platinumgal October 7, 2019

Platinum Gay

A gay man who was born via c-section, meaning he has never touched a vagina.

"Garret is more gay than all of us!"
"Nah man, I'm a Platinum Gay."

by HAUGHT_DAMN October 18, 2018