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Pericarditis

Pericarditis is an inflammation in the pericardium, causes severe pain while inhaling and exhaling. The pain gets worse when you lay down and eases when you bend over. The pericardium is the protective layer around the heart. Pericarditis is not fatal, but will last months without proper treatment.
"Hey NIGGA! I had Pericarditis last week! Serious hospital bills son... I could've used dat money for coke daw! Those cocks charged me 150$$!"
by lochnessmonster June 17, 2014
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belgian pelican

Sticking one's dick deep down a girls throat -and- putting one's testicles in there as well. A combination of 'deep troat' and 'teabagging'.
VERB:
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?

NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
Word!
by net0n February 23, 2011
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Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.
Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".
by pentozali January 14, 2006
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Pelicanetic

It's like being telekinetic, but you only can control the minds of pelicans.
Citizen: How is that villain controlling that army of pelicans!?

Villain: I'm Pelicanetic!

Super hero: No! My only weakness is pelicans!!!!
by Johnlock16 January 19, 2017
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Pelican Jesus

(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.

(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul

Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.

Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017
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Frightened Pelican

When a girl hasn't yet decided whether to spit or swallow prior to climax and ends up with some sort of messy hybrid. She immediately has second thoughts about the rest of whats in her mouth and staggers wide-eyed, jaw extended, arms flapping around the room looking for someplace to spit.
Cheryl is orally talented, but doesn't exactly have a taste for the homebrew "protein shake". One night as Larry came to fruition, she got a little in her mouth. She looked like a frightened pelican as she ran around the room, arms flailing, and chin extended looking for somewhere to spit.
by StraightCashHomey October 4, 2009
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Angry pelican

When you are giving it to your girl doggy style and you reach around and stuff a raw fish In her mouth... You then grab ahold of the front of her thighs and throw yourself backwards causing her to fly through the air like an angry pelican
Tom: hey Dave what was all that banging I heard in your room last night Dave: I gave Cindy an angry pelican and she flew into the bookcase
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