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Peet'n is a behavior that is defined as clowning full time (thinking it goes unnoticed), pretending to be grand on all levels (without a clue as to what greatness is--and how to get there), and a perverse penchant for stolen valor absent a day on the battlefield.
Ed is always Peet'n, never a clue as to how ridiculous his behavior is--or that his lies are traceable. A person is guilty of Peet'n when they knowingly fabricate military experience prior to completing boot camp, or they buff up their resume with non-existing experiences.
Peet'n by LDO2110 February 8, 2022
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cinch the peet 

The universal definition is "to get something done," but it can be stretched to mean "to close the deal," "to sell," etc. The opposite of procrastinating.
Person 1: I'm almost done with this report! I'm so close to cinching the peet!
Person 2: Yeah, dude, cinch the peet!
cinch the peet by The Best Bean April 23, 2015

Oos Peet 

The soft, tender flesh at the base of the anus. Commonly referred to as the "hole of wonder," the oos peet is a reservoir of typically untapped sexual power. When activated, instant climax is reached which is said to top any orgasm experienced up to that time. The term derives from "ass pit" and years of use have shaped it into the more commonly used term "oos peet".
Nick: "Melanie, why don't you ever finger my oos peet during sex?"

Melanie: "I think it's kinda weird to put my finger up your asshole."

Nick: "Don't be such a bitch, if you love me then you would finger muh oos peet. It feels better than you could imagine."

Melanie: "I'll do it if you promise to come to my sister's girl scout ceremony on Sunday and eat a whole pack of skittles out of my vagina."

Nick: "It's a deal."

cody peet 

cody peet is a boy with stinky feet and he sits around all day and likes to beat his meat......he likes to make out with fat chicks and finds out they got big dicks....then he runs away and passes out and waits for his penis to become nice and stout hahahah lil chodey peet
hahaha cody peet is the anal king
cody peet by cricket April 2, 2005

the kyle peet 

yo this kid is a straight up faggot, he thinks hes cool caquse hes got a girl thats like 4 years younger then him hes bassically a pedafile
kyle goes out with megan it must be him pullin "the kyle peet"
the kyle peet by Nick Basle March 14, 2005

Sneaky Peet 

When you're showering with your girl and as she lathers up her hair and tucks back under the water, you piss all over her feet. This secret golden shower is known as the Sneaky Peet.
"I pulled a sneaky peet on the old lady last night in the shower."

"What's that?"

"Its when you give her a golden shower but she doesn't even know"
Sneaky Peet by Get Crumpd September 17, 2019