padlock

Noun. Slang. It’s how women prevent tampon theft.

Hey! She’s stealing my tampons! She won’t get far. Why not? I have a padlock on them!

by B-rizzle June 25, 2019

petlock

When pets are lying on you such that you cannot move. An individual might be catted (i.e. immobilized by a purring cat in the lap) or dogged (immobilized by a dog napping in your lap), but if a cat and dog conspire together to BOTH nap on your lap, then you are petlocked

I really needed to go to bed, but the cat was napping in my lap and the dog had his head in my lap too. If I moved I would have woken both of them! I stayed up way too late because they totally had me petlocked to the sofa.

by Saxifrages November 24, 2021

Pedcock

Pedialyte cocktail, a signature drink concoction including either tequila/vodka, a splash of water/soda, and one pedialyte/electrolyte packet.

Hey man - can you make me a pedcock?

Nothing like waking up to a nice pedcock.

by CNVG October 13, 2022

Padlock

Padlock is the most nicest funnest pookiest pookie. She deserves to be on thr cover of vogue magazine. She also dances so good that jyps mouth is watering

Did you see the padlock dance

by Rickysnecktatoo December 21, 2023

Padlock

A girl, who is gonna be your home. She is the sweetest and most beautiful pookie ever. Yall will be best friends for life, and nothing can get in between yalls friendship. If you ever meet a Padlock, hold on to her and never let her go.

Person 1: Padlock is twerking

Person 2: Mommy Malibu , what is other mommy doing

Person 3: Padlock has become an alpha dont mind her

by Rickysnecktatoo December 30, 2023

LOTTO padlock

A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.

I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.

by QuacksO March 30, 2020

Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.

"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"

by tjtinny January 20, 2021