PEDestrian (Personal Electronic Device) 

Someone who is a hazard to navigation because they are trying to walk while using a cellphone, palm pilot, or similar device that uses up their limited attention span. Completely oblivious to their surroundings and often causing others to negotiate around them or risk collision.

Friggin' PEDestrians are always causing accidents. Good thing they don't chew gum too.

PEDestrian (Personal Electronic Device) by Mothshade June 7, 2005

Pedestrian Crosswalk 

The pedestrian crosswalk is when two people are having sex and a third party person walks over or on the backs of the people during intercourse.

This position is best done outside in the streets.

It is believed homeless people invented this sexual position. Either them, or a group of drunk frat boys.

John and Jane had no money for a hotel room so they had sex in the middle of a busy sidewalk and ending up doing it pedestrian crosswalk style.

Pedestrian Crosswalk by Editor Man March 31, 2008

Pedestrian Count 

When you get a window seat at brunch and drink whenever a pedestrian passes until you can't count them anymore.

No, I can't drive home. We totally pedestrian counted at brunch and I'm totally wasted.

Pedestrian Count by steviemo December 4, 2012

pedestrian nipple rags 

A pseudo-cloth or fake clothing, as in brand or just wrong.

Look at her pedestrian nipple rags! They say Liza Clayboone instead of Liz Claiborne.

pedestrian nipple rags by Incredible Chemical June 17, 2009

Pedestrian Grilled Cheese 

When you take one slice of pepperjack cheese and one slice of Colby Jack cheese and put it on a bitch’s tits and walk your cock and balls across her chest

Yo did u pedestrian grilled cheese that shawty last night or what?

Pedestrian Grilled Cheese by Sandyclams January 15, 2024

pedestrian muncher 

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.

"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)

pedestrian muncher by starcell__ June 25, 2025

pedestrian scramble 

A type of signalized intersection where pedestrians get the walk signal or pedestrian green light in all directions, while vehicular traffic gets a red light. Going on red is not permitted at these intersections, even RTOR and LTOR are not allowed.

The Shibuya Crossing is a well-known pedestrian scramble.

pedestrian scramble by ec4u2c_studioz August 10, 2025