pedofile

a fucking creep who stalks on babies

Oh my god Dom, I hope Isabell is at our party this weekend, I'm such a pedofile and I love her!

by HBC Mama May 9, 2011

Pedofile

An adult with a unusual sexual interest in children.

Kyle is a Pedofile who makes children spank themselves

by Ilovechildren July 11, 2019

petofile

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear

that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?

by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

pedofile

a pedofile is a person that is sexually attracted to a person that is WAYYY younger than them....we're talkin like a 35 yr old trying to pick up a 14 yr old...ewww....no one knows why although most studies show that they had a REALLY messed up childhood...although most pedofiles are men, there have been cases of women too....

My uncle likes to touch little boys butts.....he's such a pedofile.

by cns April 14, 2006

pedofied

To become stunned or paralyzed in arousal for underage children. Similar to petrified.

To convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.

To cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.

The man in the trench coat became aroused as the school bus unloaded onto the playground. His penis flooded with blood and his knees shivered; but, his hands had become pedofied, unable to expose the throbbing genitals underneath his trench coat.

by broughizzay October 22, 2009

pedifile van

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.

Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

Wafty pedofilas

fraud & deception of false identity among a gypsy community most commonly described as a pedofile with a huge strange chicken collection

Bro don’t be a “ lenamarie brown “ your scarying me. Your such a wafty pedofilas.

by Bagsofcash January 19, 2021