Aaron’s Patio

When you haven’t been laid for 8 months

I’m going through a bit of an Aaron’s patio

by Meniscus January 2, 2022

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fart patio

A outside place in a house or apartment such as a patio or stoop where people go to pass gas after a heavy or gaseous meal.

"Fart Patio - This Way" (sign in novelty shop)

by al-in-chgo July 15, 2015

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patio bitches

Used when describing an area/place consisting only of fat/ugly bitches.

Nathan: Mike come hang out with me and all these fly bitches
Mike: okay
(later)
Mike: WTF, these are all patio bitches Nathan
Nathan: (sigh) I know.

by Peters November 25, 2005

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An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).

No one can resist the temptation of a patio beer on a hot summer day.

by Gumby777 August 13, 2011

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gypsy's patio

the house of a person who does witchcraft

Dude: How was your date last nite

Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio

by Deeze Muthafucking Nuts August 24, 2007

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Patio Sports

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.

Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.

by Zytopian July 14, 2023

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