Taking paid time off from work to care for a newly adopted animal companion. This can also apply to pets that have babies.
Worker 1: "I haven't seen Sarah in a few days, where the hell is she?"
Worker 2: "You didn't hear? She adopted a new cat so she's on peturnity leave."
Worker 2: "You didn't hear? She adopted a new cat so she's on peturnity leave."
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Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
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