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peturnity leave

Taking paid time off from work to care for a newly adopted animal companion. This can also apply to pets that have babies.
Worker 1: "I haven't seen Sarah in a few days, where the hell is she?"

Worker 2: "You didn't hear? She adopted a new cat so she's on peturnity leave."
by Tac306 October 30, 2013
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Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.
Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011
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Papercity

Also known as the city of Dallas, Texas. Underground nickname "Papercity" due to it's high presents of wealthy residents and large amounts of materialism and business opportunities.
Papercity, dallas texas
by that lemonade guy November 18, 2011
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faternity

a bunch of guys jerking off on a cracker, the last one to come has to eat the cracker.
Ed: We just did a faternity, im still hungry
by Terezza December 25, 2018
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peternity

Hey dude I just joined the Peternity discord server!

You're a virgin, right?

How'd you know??
by TheRadRabbidRabbit July 9, 2021
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Caternity leave

Leave of absence when you get a new cat or kitten.
I'm out for the next 6 weeks for caternity leave. It's important bonding time when you first get a cat!
by Bikosmom May 18, 2017
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paternitative

The want or need to seek paternity leave.
Wow, that’s very paternitative of you”.
by SuperSoldier212 December 13, 2022
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