PASS

Parents Against Sports Society. They are a Canadian group of concerned parents that believe sports breed criminal behavior and are warlike and inhumane. They also allege them of having a language of crime with words and phrases such as "steal the ball", "steal the base" and "touchdown" (Touchdown is a slang pedophiles use for the act of touching a boy "down there").

Man 1: My group i'm representing PASS: Parents Against Sports Society, are a group of concerned parents that believe sports breed criminal behavior and are warlike and inhumane. We also feel that sports have a language of crime with words and phrases such as "steal the ball", "steal the base" and "touchdown".

Man 2: PASS? Well, i'm with SSAP- Sports Society Against Parents that make dumb comments like that!

Man 1: You're just making that up! We're real. We have meetings.

by Red John's Friend October 8, 2019

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pass

The act of impersonating a Caucasian is called "passing for white" or simply "passing". Light-skinned blacks or Latinos may have engaged in this activity (especially in pre-1960's America) in order to obtain privileges available only to those of the honkey persuasion.

See: The Human Stain, Imitation of Life

The back of the bus seems kinda crowded. I think I'll pass for white today.

by ravy August 23, 2005

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Passing

When someone says something so funny that you feel like you are passing away.

Stephen: Remember that time Sam left the bar to puke outside and immediately got thrown in the drunk tank.
Sally: Stop! I'm passing!

by stephenplans April 22, 2013

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Pass

Pass (v) - The politically correct term for skipping a class. The word can be used in future, present, and past tenses (pass, passing, and passed, respectively).

Example #1: (before class)

Hannah: "Hey do you guys wanna go to class today?"

Kurtis: "Eh, no thanks, I think I'll pass..."

Waleed: "Yeah same here..."

Example #2: (during class)

Maria: "Hey where's Stefan?"

Megan: "Oh I think he's passing."

Example #3: (after class)

Natasha: "Hey where were you today? We had a test in U.S. History today."

Harrison: "Yeah I know, I passed because I didn't study for it at all..."

by kurtisthefurtis November 21, 2011

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