pastorbation

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.

From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

pastoral studies

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

by muahaha123456 December 6, 2005

Pastorly

Strictly non gay

Straight

Hetrosexual

eg. we have a pastorly relationship

he is pastorly

by signorgonzalez May 22, 2011

Pastor Brag

When a Pastor sneaks something they should or shouldn't be bragging about into a sermon, photo caption, or conversation. Most commonly used as #pastorbrag.

Pastor: Yeah we're going on a four week vacation to Hawaii. Our friends hooked us up with a legit place to stay too, it's where Jimmy Fallon stays when he's on vacation, and where George Clooney spent his second honeymoon.

Friend of Pastor: Whoa dude, that's kinda a Pastor Brag. You should be more humble about your blessings brother.

by usercompany May 3, 2017

chicken pakora

Andrew clark's nipples

John: andy whoa your nipples are huge
Andy: shup john ya paedo
John: they're as big as chicken pakora
Andy:JOHN!!!!

by your aquaintance March 26, 2009

Pastor

Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.

Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.

If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.

by talkshow_on_mute February 14, 2005

pastorama

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004