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partanious

The state of being in a spontanious party.
"We were all at the bar that Sunday drinking cheap swill, laughing and hollering. We were partanious.
by Joshua Thomas October 23, 2007
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parpaput

A wide noise in the ALbanian language
A very loud noise
it was this parpaput that caused my ears to ache
A loud parpaput sounded from the forest
PARPAPUT!!!! What was this it came from the hall!
by Nikoletos June 18, 2008
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partay pack

A collection of swabs obtained from the genitalia or other point of entry following an unprotected sexual encounter resulting in discharge or 'sores' erupting from said point of entry.
"Girl, I'm going to the ER for a partay pack, gotta medicate this shit so I don't pass it on to my sigother"
by sweet spot 69 January 1, 2014
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Paraprosdokian

The term for a figure of speech in which a sentence or phrase has an unexpected or surprising ending. Often used for humourous effect, and thus heavily used by comedians.

Examples:

“Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.”
"If I am reading this graph correctly – I would be very surprised." — Stephen Colbert
"If you are going through hell, keep going." — Winston Churchill
"I sleep 8 hours a day. And at least 10 at night." — Bill Hicks
'The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian’s pocket,' said one.
'A witty paraprosdokian there, my good fellow,' said the other.
by Banyshd February 8, 2009
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Parappa

A young hip-hop dog with a frog on his cap. Loves Sunny.
PaRappa's better than Unjammer.
by FRyLoCK June 6, 2005
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Paraplegic

Paraplegics have complete or incomplete paralysis of the lower half of the body including both legs, usually caused by damage to the spinal cord.
The amount of paralysis is almost always a correlation of how much damage was suffered in the spinal cord. Motor vehicle accidents are the prime cause and more than 10 thousand people per year suffer a spinal cord injury, most injuries result in tetraplegia which is paralyais of the entire body below the neck.
John was in a bad accident last night and severed his spinal cord.

How bad is it?

The trauma doctors at the hospital said his spine was severed near the lower part of his sternum. John may never walk again. He's paraplegic.

Thank god he's still alive and didn't suffer brain damage. And at least he's not a quadriplegic
by J.P. a paraplegic June 24, 2008
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Parape

A unit of measurement equal to 69 pounds; used primarily by the monks of "Blooooooooh"
Man 1- Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man 2- 138 pounds.

Man 1- No, in Parapes!
Man 2- What is a parape?
Man 1- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!
by Frank the donut August 10, 2010
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