Doris Day Parking

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006

Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

parkinson's law

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 21, 2010

Parsimonious

-Adjective

To hold on to every bit you can or try to use the bare minimum of what is needed

-Related words/phrases: Frugal, Ration, Small use, penny-pinching ect..

1) the teacher was very parsimonious and did not let the student use her supplies in fear of not having enough, and needing to buy more before his/her paycheck

Chad was Parsimonious when it came to his candy and when kids asked for some skittles he gave them one, just 1

by Serious Joker August 4, 2014

Parsib

The gender-neutral / standardised term for an aunt or uncle, similarly to how nibling functions.

"When will Parsib Sam be here?"
(parent pats child on head) "Soon, dear."

"I'm just going to visit my parsibs, I'll be back soon."
"Alright then. (spits)"

by QueenSolaria April 2, 2020

Parksism

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government

Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.

by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021