Parsimonious

-Adjective

To hold on to every bit you can or try to use the bare minimum of what is needed

-Related words/phrases: Frugal, Ration, Small use, penny-pinching ect..

1) the teacher was very parsimonious and did not let the student use her supplies in fear of not having enough, and needing to buy more before his/her paycheck

Chad was Parsimonious when it came to his candy and when kids asked for some skittles he gave them one, just 1

by Serious Joker August 4, 2014

Parsib

The gender-neutral / standardised term for an aunt or uncle, similarly to how nibling functions.

"When will Parsib Sam be here?"
(parent pats child on head) "Soon, dear."

"I'm just going to visit my parsibs, I'll be back soon."
"Alright then. (spits)"

by QueenSolaria April 2, 2020

Parasite

One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.

That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.

by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017

Pardinied

1) The act of being really close to dating a girl and at the last minute, another guy sweeps in and takes her.
2) To steal someones close to be GF

Noah - Hey, so are you and Alyssa dating?
Patrick - Nah, dude we were about to but Eric went and Pardinied me.
Noah- Well that sucks.

by BigPimpinFromThe757 April 22, 2013

Pari

The nicest friend you will ever meet! She will aways ft you. Any guy would be lucky to have her. And do not forgot her bestie comes with her! (Haha). She is really funny, and smart!

Pari: “says anything”
Me: “laughs”

by A rlly nice friend :) April 20, 2020

Pari

Pari is one of the best people you can meet. First of all she is stunning. Her eyes are so sweet and you know how good of a friend she can be by looking at her. Additionally, she is one of the funniest people you could ever meet. She is the type of person by just making eye contact you both burst into laughter. She is also very kind. She does not care if you are obsessed with coffee or whatever she will support you. She is also the sweetest person ever! She will listen to your non stop rants, gossip and whatever. She is also a great sibling. She takes family seriously and loves to play with them! If you have a friend named Pari you should keep her! Any guy would be incredibly lucky to have her! She also is the ultimate ft buddy! My word of advice if you know someone named Pari you should be friends

Random Person: who is that sweet girl

Me: it is Pari

by A rlly nice friend :) April 22, 2020

Parasite privilege

Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.

Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.

by Wealthy Hobo March 8, 2021