shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

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Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025

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Parolee

A person who's been let out of prison early on conditional release, meaning they have to meet certain requirements, such as checking in with parole officers they've been assigned to, being gainfully employed, not associating with criminals or gang members, avoiding substance use, etc. If the person is found to have violated their parole agreement, they may be sent back to prison to finish out the remainder of their sentence.

The McDonald's manager was having trouble filling the vacancy, so decided to take a chance on the parolee who had applied for the position.

by Jonathan Rose February 19, 2025

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