Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025

Parolee

A person who's been let out of prison early on conditional release, meaning they have to meet certain requirements, such as checking in with parole officers they've been assigned to, being gainfully employed, not associating with criminals or gang members, avoiding substance use, etc. If the person is found to have violated their parole agreement, they may be sent back to prison to finish out the remainder of their sentence.

The McDonald's manager was having trouble filling the vacancy, so decided to take a chance on the parolee who had applied for the position.

by Jonathan Rose February 19, 2025

No Parole for the Goal

It's a phrase that means a penalty in Lacrosse that is locked in.

Lacrosse ref: Penalty on # 8, 2 minutes unnecessary roughness, full time!

Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty

by Luggage74 May 24, 2025

pussy parole

When you want to get to know a lady at a bar, but her friend prevents you from doing so.

John: I met this girl Jane at the bar last night, but her friend cut me off and told me she was not interested.

Joseph: Damn, you got put on pussy parole.

by Enky April 6, 2024