Sleep Paralysis Demon

A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af

My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Garfield

by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019

pussy paralysis

the state of being after having sex with a woman who leaves her partner drained and unconscious; similar to cock coma, but with the feminine dominance.

After Sandra and I had sex, she went out to walk the dog and left me in bed in a state of pussy paralysis.

by FishboneIzRedHot December 29, 2009

Sticker Paralysis

The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.

"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.

by grimfish March 5, 2009

work paralysis

n. the inability to get work done because of it's large quantity. Similar to writer's block, but applies to all work with a deadline.

the stack of paperwork had reached an all time high, and i was hit with work paralysis

by PhoenixFanatic April 10, 2011

paralyzationalizedetaded

you get shot with an arrow (in a video game in a video game) and then you go full helen keller and cant see shit, then you can only spin on an axis idk math so im not gonna figure out which one, and then you go full on grampa, it really is a sad sight ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* wuh oh
Sam: * gets paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: SAM NOOO *sad seal noises or cat meows idk man his fake cry is amusing*

by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

US Secretary of Defense Parnas

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.

The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Perfectionist Paralysis

The inability to start on a project, assignment, essay or any creative task due to the fear of not getting it perfectly right.

Joe: You haven't started writing your paper yet?
Bob: Nope
Joe: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Bob: Yep.
Joe: I thought you went to the library and did your research, made your notes and wrote your outline.
Bob: I've got perfectionist paralysis.

by anthubc2010-perfectionist_par October 14, 2010