the parapalegic

A sexual position when you have a woman in the doggy style position laying belly down on the bed and you bend her legs back and press them to her ass. Giving the illusion that you are pumping a girl with no legs.

"Yo kiefer did give that bitch the parapalegic last night?"

by the hitman02 April 2, 2009

The parapalegic punisher

When a guy fucks a chick in a wheel chair untill she bleeds

Damon loves to give The parapalegic punisher.

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

Paralegal

A Dumb Bitch

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.

by Tidas December 5, 2018

career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

by Big Ros August 2, 2008

Parapalegareno

Vegetable soup recipe

Parapalegareno is Christian slang for fag

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

parapalegic ballin'

The act of wrapping a parapalegic in plastic wrap while hes in a wheel chair then throwing him through a basketball hoop. twice.

Chad: hey man, u wanna go parapalegic ballin' later?
Pennington: are we using old man jenkins or betty white?
Chad: prob betty white
Mich: yayyyyyyy

by Cane London August 21, 2010

Paraplex

Someone who makes a comment or refers to sex, in every sentance that they speak.

Laura: Zakkery your being very paraplex today :)
Zakkery:Cause I'm up for it (Y) ; )

by Ollie Onion & Zakkery February 26, 2008