Drama Paparazzi 

A person (or people) in a group of friends who always knows about the dramas in the circle of friends, who is often called on to mediate between Drama Queens.

Two school friends have a falling out over a minor issue. The Drama Paparazzi step in and try to resolve the problem, so that the the relationship is patched up.

Drama Paparazzi by ProsperityGirl February 7, 2010

mom-and-paparazzi 

The annoying parents who show up at every school assembly an hour early so that they can reserve the first two rows to set up their tripods and capture junior's fifteen minutes of fame for posterity on no fewer than six video cameras. Of course, they do not know enough about their equipment to properly charge the batteries or set the functions to "silent," so the entire evening will be punctuated with random whirrs and beeps, and no one sitting behind them (which, of course, is everyone) will be able to see or hear a damn thing!

I missed my daughter's flute solo thanks to the mom-and-paparazzi staked out in the front of the auditorium taping their son's oboe medley.

mom-and-paparazzi by Jane D'oh July 20, 2006

Maternal-Paparazzi

A mother (or father: see paternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of her kids no matter what they are doing.

That mother is always taking pictures of her kids at the park like she is a member of the maternal-paparazzi.

Maternal-Paparazzi by bigsky March 8, 2009

Kamikaze Nazi Paparazzi 

A Japanese warplane found crashed on American soil with a dead German in the cockpit, and a camera under his seat.

That's the second Kamikazi Nazi Paparazzi that was found on Rosie O'Donell's property this month.

Kamikaze Nazi Paparazzi by Mikey T January 28, 2005

paganazi

Noun; A Pagan who takes his/her beliefs so far as to hate all other religions. Especially Christianity or Catholicism.

Lan is a Paganazi, for she dislikes Christianity.

paganazi by Lilian October 1, 2005

Paparazzi 

An Italian word for crazy photographers who follow people around and take lots of pictures of them

The freaking paparazzi won’t leave me alone!

Paparazzi by Sdcfnrjsm May 23, 2018

A Paparnapy 

A confusing and uncharasmatic female requiring a high level of emotional investment, for very little return. Generally considered a waste of time.

He spent all night down the beach with her talking hoping to get his sword kissed. But she turned out to be a Paparnapy.

A Paparnapy by thabiggestshark July 14, 2017