pantsnesia

A condition brought on by finding a random pair of pants in your laundry. After some investigation they turn out to be your own damn pants. The seriousness of the condition is linearly related to the number of people that must be asked if they own said pants.

Geoffrey: "Hey Darius are these your pants?"
Darius: "Nah bro,those look like they would fit you tho."
Geoffrey: "Yo Thad these your pants man?"
Thad: "Nope, they look like your size tho."
Geoffrey: "Hey Dragon you missing some pants?"
Dragon: "I am a mythical four-legged lizard with wings. I don't wear pants. They are probably your fucking pants."
Geoffrey: "Oh. No yeah I think they are mine."
Thad: "Nice case of pantsnesia brohanama."

by SharpDressedDragon September 7, 2009

pontless

(adjective)
Derived from "pont/ponts"

Mediocre, bad, unworthy, pointless, meaningless, bereft of any ponts, lacking value, uninteresting, etc.
The opposite of "pontful"

My life has been really pontless since I lost my job
This cellphone is still working, but it's cheap and pontless
Amazon is a serious organization, but their way of treating employees is totally pontless

by Macho Linguist June 30, 2021

poopy in my pantsies

when u go poopy in ur pants

Friend: “Brandon, lets go!”
Brandon: “I just went poopy in my pantsies.”

by fornite<mc August 2, 2019

penislessness

The loss or the event of not owning a penis. Women are the main suffers of penislessness, also those who have had unfortunate accidents.

"I have no penis, i have got penislessness."

by Tom997 February 19, 2009

Pantslessism

The new found religion that believes in no pants. The term pants includes shorts, capris, and skirts. However underwear or a bathing suit bottom is needed for meetings. Please comment to join this religion. And remember PANTS ARE FOR SQUARES

"Why don't you have pants on?"

"Its aganst our religion, Pantslessism"

by pantsareforsquares July 8, 2009

Pantlers

Branched tribal tattoo located at the small of the back, usually seen peeking out of the waistband of hip-huggers.

Her pantlers were partially obscured by the "whale tail".

by AnimalK October 27, 2005

pantyless cheerleader

The pantyless cheerleader is easy to pick out (other than actually seeing the flapping waffle).She is the one who sticks to the gym floor while doing a split.Her cooter acts as a suction cup and holds her firmly to the floor.Only effective rescue in this situation is to pry her loose with a cooking spatula or putty knife.

At the Rescue Squad we get three or four Code 199s a year. That's a pantyless cheerleader stuck on the floor.

by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011