Because Panda's are very rare and isolated animals they don't made very often. Every month a person doesn't have sex with another human being, they earn a Giant Pandapoint. After a certain amount of months the savingscard is full and the person can bitchslap him/her own ego. After having sex it will start counting at 0 again.
Juan didn't have sex in 3 months, so he has 3 Giant Pandapoints. The 4th month he has sex with another human being, that will wipe out all his Giant Pandapoints. In cause he doesn't have sex after a certain amount of months, he has a full savingscard and he can bitchslap his ego.
Being so fat that you can't fit through doorways, you can not be described as a cow,whale,walrus, or and other large animal so you combine a panda and a horse to get the Pandahorse.
Hahaha Hunter your mom is so fat she is a pandahorse
Pandamorous; someone with a very highregard and passion for Panda bears.
That barmaid really loves Pandas, I've neverseen anyone adore them like she does. I guess you could say she's quite Pandamorous!,as are many now that I think about it.