Pathection

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.

Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.

by PBMax April 17, 2008

Pachew

The sound a drunk college student makes when trying to tell his friends, who aren't listening and don't care, of a shooting scene he saw previously in a movie.

Hey guys...guys...GUYS! I was watching Die Hard 4 today and Bruce Willis was all like pachew pachew to all the bad guys.

by th3 protege January 6, 2009

pathetical

kira used in dance moms to describe ashley

you are such a pathetical person

by yeyeyeyeyjade September 25, 2020

Pajeet

Derogatory term used for Canadian Sikhs

Stems from the Punjabi word - Paaji

Pajeet, don't bomb that place

by Justin Carpenter11 June 21, 2023

panhex

Panhex: H sex in Panem

"Hey what did you have yesterday"
"I had Panhex with your mother"

by Bromnk October 31, 2020

Pajero

Spanish for "wanker" or "tosser". A man who is known for being a chronic masturbator...and usually proud of it! A Proud Masturbator. Same as Pajillero .

Soy Un Pajero Masivo!
I’m a Massive Wanker!

Tony’s es un Pendejo Pajero
Tony’s a Stupid Masturbator
LOL

by Antonio El Pajero January 3, 2019

pathetic excuse for a human being

"Pathetic excuse for a human being" is used to describe someone who is so pathetic at what he does and what he believes in that he have no redeeming qualities, he is considered completely useless, he always complains about everything and never do anything to fix it, he feeds off attention and rage & complains when he doesn't get any, all he does is annoy and hurt the people around him, his ideas and morality are so pathetic so wrong so ridiculous that no one cares to listen, some people will even argue that he is not worth keeping alive but he is usually so pathetic that he is not even worth killing.

guy #1: have you seen this girl kim kardashian she is so famous but i don't know why, she can't sing she can't act she can't dance all she dose is take selfies and complain what hell man.

guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being

by one way road September 8, 2016