nice pair

pair of tits

She has a nice pair.

by titbasher March 30, 2016

pair of clown shoes

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.

"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"

by Weng Chow October 30, 2007

Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.

Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)

by YAWA July 14, 2020

Pabor

A man with a long and important history. Someone who will never be forgotten. Ryan made a huge impact on us as Pabors.

No one really gets him except for us.

Man why don’t you get it?
Sorry I’m just too pabor..

by Nixon Spooner January 9, 2022

King Pair

In cricket, to get out for two golden ducks in the two innings of one match, as opposed to a pair which is two ducks in the two innings. Can only occur in Five, Four or Three day matches in which both teams bat twice

Ever been dismissed for a King Pair?

by umpirestrikesback June 29, 2005

priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.

Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.

by MikeBus October 23, 2010

Pair of Mary’s

Michael Scott and Stanley from The Office.

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: "What a Pair of Mary’s!"

by t9eyya February 5, 2021